May 2012
“I believed that I wanted to be a poet, but deep down I just wanted to be a poem.”
– Jaime Gil de Bieda (via senshuk)
So, why are the funniest people the most...
bserk:
“Humor is a common defense mechanism. Some funny people like to make themselves and others laugh because it keeps them from crying. It distracts people from the real issues and pokes fun at things to minimize the impact. Albeit temporarily.”
Well there you have it
i’m so obsessed with skinny long legs and for me to be only 5 feet tall, that’s impossible yet i still try to be healthy and make them look skinny
so when a guy tells me i should get liposuction in my thighs, it’s not an easy thing to take considering when i shrugged it off and laugh and playfully told him hes mean, he still surprisingly went along and even said...
omg. just looked at my calendar..
this week. only 4 days of school. parents are leaving & party all weekend
then next week is finals week
then….. i’m done.
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
fck it senior year, party mode
can’t wait for this friday, round 2 yes
the boys got me into this song, they were singing...
damn i have changed soo much. senior year has got to be the most changed year for me. ever since shit happened & certain people left my life, i grew into a new life and i turned legal and shit and i don’t go home sometimes now and i find myself at places i don’t know where i’d end up & just shit has changed. i don’t even know.
i freaking hate feeling stupid. when...
This guy just told me i should get liposuction on my thighs..
That hurts my feelings
ASK before you assume. It’s polite.
vista view middle school reunion, 4 years later...
Omfg
I just got busted
every things gone
Holy fuck I’m going to faint
A nug and 2 lighters
Family hasn’t yelled at me, yet they took it
Tf is going on
Holy fucking buddha
Omfg wut
Shit
Fml
Anonymous asked: Hey Christine, would you consider doing outfit of the day or dyi on your youtube channel? You're super creative and pretty (:
I DID IT!
i finished my speech! my mom loves it! i’m fckn doneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
writing this speech is stressing me out
& thinking about reciting it is stressing me out
and trying to make it funny and serious at the same time is making me shit my pants
